DANGER DANGER
Wayne Rooney
When he runs, when he shoots
DANGER DANGER
Wayne Rooney
When he runs, when he shoots, when he
scores!

Son of a fisherman from Aberdeen
Played for his country at the age of
18
Scored every goal from any chance that
he'd see
Won the FA cup in 19633...

Denis Denis Law King of the football
league

Hung like a hawk in the air you know
headed like a cannon from the wars of
long ago
overhead kicks that no one would ever
try
Loved the Stretford End but made the
keepers cry...

Denis Denis Law King of the football
league

Stand up
if you hate Kenyon

Stand up
if you hate Kenyon

Stand up
if you hate Kenyon

You only hate man united cus your sh*t
(clap, clap)
You only hate man united cus your sh*t
(clap, clap)
You only hate man united,
hate man united,
You only hate man united cus your sh*t
(clap, clap)

Have you ever seen Chelsea win the
league?
Have you ever seen Chelsea win the
league?
Have you ever seen Chelsea,
Ever seen Chelsea,
Ever seen Chelsea win the league?
Have you f*ck!!!...

I met Kevin Keegan.
I asked him how city would do.
And do you know what he told me??
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP etc.

Were going back to division two!!!!!

I was born in the Stretford End,
I was born in the Stretford End,
Boots are made for bootin', scarves
are made to wave,
If you see a City fan, you put him in
his grave.

I was born in the Stretford End, I was
born in the Stretford End,
Do you know where hell is, Hell is at
Maine Road,
Heaven's when United go there, To
score a load of goals,
I was born in the Stretford End, The
Stretford End, The Stretford End

i yi yippie yippie i
Singing i yi yippie yippie i
Singing i yi yippie, i yi yippie
I yi yippie yippie i
If you all hate Scousers clap your
hands
If you all hate Scousers clap your
hands
If you all hate Scousers, all hate
Scousers
All hate Scousers clap your hands

If the Reds should play, in Rome or
Mandalay,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes, if the Reds shold play, in Rome
or Mandalay,
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And we will fight, fight, fight with
all our might,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes we will fight, fight, fight with
all our might
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And we'll be drunk, drunk, drunk as
f*ckin skunks,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes we'll be drunk, drunk, drunk as
f*ckin skunks,
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And if the blues should play,
In Hulme or Harper Hay,
We won't be there,
We won't be there,
And if the blues should play,
In Hulme or Harper Hay,
Tell the boys we won't be there...

If you come from Manchester,
You're sure to be a blue,
Moston, Collyhurst, Salford, Ancoats
too,
And if you think that this is true,
You're nothing but a fool,
Cause in this town called Manchester,
Man United rule,
Tra la la la....We all hate city...tra
la la la..etc.

Now, Leeds as a city's a mighty fine
place,
But the fans and the team are a
f*cking disgrace,
With Bremner and Reaney and Lorimer
too,
With their hands down their shorts
they've got f*ck-all to do.

They sing about Munich, they scream
and they shout,
They talk about things they know
****-all about,
In my opinion the Leeds scum should
be,
Shovelling sh*t on the Isle of Capri

who`s that scoring a goal
is it nemanja,is it nemaja

Nemanja ooowaoo Nemanja ooowaoo he came
from Serbia he'll f*****g murder yah

Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a
red,
Gary Neville is a red, he hates
scousers!

Phillip Neville born and bred, born
and bred, born and bred,
Phillip Neville born and bred, he
hates scousers!

Tracey Neville's off her head, off her
head, off her head,
Tracey Neville's off her head, she
plays netball!

Neville Neville is their dad, is their
dad, is their dad,
Neville Neville is their dad, he hates
scousers!

one dutchman came to manchester
he said he wanted to play with
champions
so he came to old trafford
ruud ruud ruud ruud ruud