it was fine day, in the month of may,
the oldham had beaten the villa tha
day,
and by the next night it was over and
done,
as beat the blackburn by 3 goals to 1

the first one was scored by young ryan
giggs,
a breath-taking shot, and magic free
kick
the new georgy best, some people say,
a fact undesputed on this grand old
day

the second was scored by paul ince we
sing
thank to a pass, by eric the king
one genius passes another one scores,
old trafford erupts, with deafening
raws

the crowd were all chanting,
the champions are we,
when up stepped big gary to score
number 3
the best center half, in britain today
capped of the season with a fine
display.

the scouser were crying, the city
upset,
a warning to leeds scum youve seen
nothing yet
with wilkenson, souness and brian
horten too,
the future looks glorius for our boys
man u

the last game at selhurt completed the
feat,
and who could forget, that half time
treat?
victorius again, the league we had
won.
and by fukin hell, did we have some
fun

CHAMPIONS CHAMPIONS

A little bit of Rooney in our lives
A little bit of Giggsy down the sides
A little bit of Solskjaer is what we
need
A little bit of Ronny with his speed
A little bit of Rio in Defence
A little bit of Neville he's immense
A little bit of Singing from the fans
A little bit of Fergie he's our man

they have salt and pepper on the hot dog
stand
they have salt and pepper on the hot
dog stand
but city are a massive club

they have oranges and apples at half
time
they have oranges and apples at half
time
but city are a massive club

they have tea and coffee at full time
they have tea and coffee at full time
but city are a massive club

Number 1 was John O'Shea,
and number 2 was John O'Shea,
and number 3 was John O'Shea,
and number 4 was John O'Shea,

Oh ah,
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's

and number 5 was John O'Shea,
and number 6 was John O'Shea,
and number 7 was John O'Shea,
and number 8 was John O'Shea,

Oh ah,
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's

and number 9 was John O'Shea,
and number 10 was John O'Shea,
and number 11 was John O'Shea,
and all the subs, were John O'Shea

Oh ah,
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's

We're the best behaved supporters in the
land,
We're the best behaved supporters in
the land,
We're the best behaved supporters,
The best behaved supporters,
The best behaved supporters in the
land
...........When we win

We're a right bunch of b*st*rds when
we lose,
We're a right bunch of b*st*rds when
we lose,
We're a right bunch of b*st*rds,
A right bunch of b*st*rds,
A right bunch of b*st*rds when we
lose!

we got the best team in the land,
we got the best f*cking team in the
land,
we got the best team in the land,
we got the best team in the
land........

we got ronaldo and giggsy on the
wings,
we got ronaldo and giggsy on the
wings,
we got ronaldo and giggsy on the
wings,

we got the best team in the
land........

we got keno and butt in the middle,
we got keno and butt in the middle,
we got keno and butt in the middle,

we got the best team in the
land........

we got jonny on the right, nevile on
the left,
we got jonny on the right, nevile on
the left,
we got jonny on the right, nevile on
the left,

we got the best team in the
land........

we got mickele and nevile in the
centre,
we got mickele and nevile in the
centre,
we got mickele and nevile in the
centre,

we got the best team in the land.

He may be a scouse
but he's welcome round me house
cos his name is Wayne
Roooooooooooo-neeeeey

He always says laaaa
but i'd trust him with me car
cos his name is Wayne
Roooooooooooo-neeeeey

He wears a burberry cap
but he dont need a slap
cos his name is Wayne
Roooooooooooo-neeeeey

They said he was a blue
but it werent f****n true
so he signed for man uniiiiiiiii-ted

Park Park, where ever you may be,
You eat dogs in your own country,
But your not as bad as the f*****g
Scouse,
Eating rats in their Council house

Oh do the Gary Neville,
Oh do the Gary Neville,
"You put your elbow in"
"You put your elbow out"
"In, Out, In, Out"
"You Knock A Scouser Out!"
You Do the Gary Neville,
And you kiss the badge,
Thats what it's all about!!

Oh Manchester, *oh Manchester*
Is wonderful, *is wonderful*
Oh Manchester is wonderful, its full
of t!ts, fanny and united
Oh Manchester is wonderful.

Oh Merseyside *oh Merseyside*
Is full of sh**t *Is full of sh**t*
Oh Merseyside is full of sh**t, its
full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t
Oh Merseyside is full of sh**t

Oh Elland road *oh Elland road*
Is full of sheep *is full of sheep*
Oh Elland road is full of sheep, sheep
and more sheep
Oh Elland road is full of sheep.

Oh Brian Kidd *oh Brian Kidd*
Is still a manc *is still a manc*
Oh Brian Kidd is still a manc, he’s
f*cking up Leeds united
Oh Brian Kidd is still a manc

Na Na Na Na * Na Na Na Na*
Na Na Na Na * Na Na Na Na*
NaNaNaNa Na Na NaNaNaaaa, Na Na Na Na
NaNaNa Na
NaNaNaNa Na, Na Na Na

Glory Glory Malcom Glazýer
Glory Glory Malcom Glazýer
Glory Glory Malcom Glazýer
As The Scum Go In 2 Debt
GO IN TO DEBT
GO IN TO DEBT

Oh Manchester, Manchester United, A
bunch of bouncing Busby Babes, They
deserved to be knighted.

Whenever they're playing in your town,
Be sure to get to that football
ground,
Take a lesson, come and see, Football
taught by Matt Busby,

Oh Manchester, Manchester United, A
bunch of bouncing Busby Babes, They
deserved to be knighted.

Down on Maine Road's greasy pastures,
Play a load of dozy b*stards, Colin
Bell, the City ace, A ruptured duck has
got more pace,

Oh Manchester, Manchester United, A
bunch of bouncing Busby Babes, They
deserved to be knighted.

OOOOH ROY KEANE IS MAGIC, HE WEARS A
MAGIC HAT!
AND WHEN HE SAW OLD TRAFFORD, HE SAID
I FANCY THAT!
HE DIDNT SIGN BLACKBURN OR ARSENAL
CAUSE THEIR SH*TE!
HE SIGNED FOR MAN UNITED CAUSE THEYRE
F*CKING DYNAMITE!

Dwight Yorke, wherever he may be,
He is the king of pornography,
And he stuck two fingers up at John
Gregory,
When he signed for M U F C.

Dwight Yorke, wherever he may be,
He is the King of Pornography,
He left Aston Villa for fear that he'd
be shot,
So he came to Man. United and he won
the f*cking lot.